Sunday, September 30, 2007

Outro to Classification Essay

Outro Classification Essay


One thing you need to remember when you get into your vehicle and buckle up is that you are not the only person going out today. You need to keep your guard up at all times and be aware of all the drivers who seem to have no clue that they are not alone on the road. If you happen upon an obnoxious driver who seems to be trying to push everyone else off the road, steer clear of them. If you come up on a slow poke who is too busy looking out their driver’s side windows at the events going on outside then you need to keep your foot near the brake because more than likely they are going to be slamming their own brakes on in the near future so that they can look at an accident on the opposite side of the median. Finally, if you happen upon one of the drivers who think they can drive with their knees while they have a phone in their ear, music blaring out the windows, have a coke in one hand and a hair brush in the other my advice would be to immediately pull over to the side of the road until they pass, because sooner rather than later they are going to make a mistake and you don’t want to be the one they make it with. If you keep these three classifications of horrible drivers in your mind at all times you should get to your destination whole and unharmed. If you fall into one of these classifications maybe you should rethink your habits, it could mean someone’s life.

1 comment:

johngoldfine said...

Now, I like this better than either of your intros--it's got some snap to it. In fact, it could be your intro. It doesn't really sound outro-ey. If you use it as an outro, it's just a summary, whereas if it's the intro it gives the reader something to chew on.